47. Blade Trinity

47. Blade Trinity

Rotten Tomatoes: 26%   IMDB: 5.8

Plot: Wesley Snipes returns to the screen as Blade, joined this outing by vampire hunters Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel along with their crew of "Nightstalkers" including Patton Oswalt. This time Blade is up against Dracula as the vampires prepare their final solution.



My Thoughts: Clunky is the first word that comes to mind for this installment of the Blade series. The acting is almost universally bad; I think Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds and Dominic Purcell come out pretty well if their acting wasn't good it was at least better than the acting surrounding them. The lead female vampire was a really poor choice, the actress was awful, I cringed in every scene she was in. When you are sharing scenes with a wrestler, Triple H, in his film debut and you are the worst actor in the scene you suck. This had some good character designs, I loved Dracula's armored natural state. I would give this a weak recommend. How often do you see vampire dogs.

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