22. Paranormal Activity 4

22. Paranormal Activity 4

Plot: Did you see the first 3? It's like that.


My thoughts: These are my thoughts while watching this movie. This will contain spoilers.
1. It is 28 mins into an 88 min movie when is anything going to happen?
2.Wow those kinetic dot lights are kinda cool.
3. Is their humidifier a frog?
4. Why would a caring older sister think it is weird for a 6 year old to climb in bed with her at night after seeing his mom taken off in an ambulance, even if it's the neighbor kid that is still understandable.
5.When is anything going to freaking happen?
6. Finally a weird shadowy thing
7. Wait if that's Hunter who the hell is the other kid?
8. If this is found footage who edited it?
9. Where did the multiple angle garage scene come from?
10. If this is found footage a.k.a. this is the really real world in 2011 wouldn't they recognize the creepy neighbor lady as the demonic murderous lady from the first three films?
11. What was the point with the vanishing knife?
12. When will the pool cleaner from part 2 make it's comeback, that was the star of that one.
13. Oh look it's a coven
14. Finally ten mins of a scary movie video that I could probably find a better version of on creepypasta
15. Holy shit there's going to be another one. Well I'm not going to watch it.
16. Okay I probably will watch it. 

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