14. Return to Horror High

14. Return to Horror High


Plot: A film crew set up shop in an abandoned High School that was the scene of a series of gruesome murders that went unsolved to do a film version of the tale. On hand is the director that wants to do more than make a cheap horror picture, the sleazy producer that wants lets of skin on screen, the writer that feels his movie is being ruined in rewrites and various actors including George Clooney, yes that George Clooney of Return of the Killer Tomatoes fame.



My thoughts: I'm a sucker for movies about movies it seems, except Scream 3 that is, and this one is shlocky enough to keep my interest. It is crude and gruesome. Give it a watch it's worth the 93 mins you'll never get back.


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