Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D (in 2D) 2013

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D (IN 2D)

IMDB: 4.8  Rotten Tomatoes: 19%

Plot: A college girl inherits a house from her, up to this point unknown, grandmother. She goes to Texas or New Orleans they claim both destinations and I can never figure out which one they settle on with her boyfriend, her best friend and some other guy that may be is dating the best friend this is not clear. They pick up a hitch hiker along the way, they get to her house and the hitch hiker robs the place while the others are in town only to stumble across Leatherface who is hiding in the basement, this does not go well for our would be robber. Turns out the town officials knew about the chainsaw massacres and took justice into their own hands but as luck would have it Leatherface escaped now the mayor and several police officers want to finish the job and kill the girl as well because she knws too much. 

My Thoughts: What an awful piece of shit this movie is. The gore is plentiful but subpar, the acting is awful, I like the idea that we kind of root for Leatherface but still this film is awful. Avoid, do not watch 

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