72. Troll 2

72. Troll 2

Rotten Tomatoes: 0%   IMDB: 2.5

Plot: What do you do if you are a vegetarian goblin but want to eat people? You use magic food to turn them into vegetables of course. 



My Thoughts: If you can't enjoy a terrible movie, then avoid this like a plaque. It is terrible in every way possible and amazing as well. Follow up with the documentary about it. 

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